Robert Quote #278
Quote from Robert in Robert's Rodeo
Robert: So you want to make me feel better?
Ray: Of course I do. What do you think?
Robert: I think you wanna make you feel better.
Ray: What?
Robert: All this, Ray, your little telethon here; the balloons and the guest stars. This is because you feel guilty. And then by telling me that you dumped me so you could sit in a bumper car with Andy, how is that supposed to make me feel better?
Ray: Go-cart.
Robert: Well, as long as you feel better. Good night, Raymond.
Ray: All right, listen-
Robert: I said good night.
Ray: I don't I don't feel- [Robert lifts the blanket above his head] Come on, Robert. Robert, come on. Robert, you can't do this here. You're gonna end up in the basement with a tag on your toe.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Robert's Rodeo’ Quotes
Quote from Robert
Debra: Where did he get you?
Robert: In my adductor magnus.
Frank: Your what?
Robert: It's my upper thigh area.
Ray: Sounds like he got you in the ass. [chuckles] I'm not- I'm not laughing. It's horrible, it's horrible. I'm not laughing.
Robert: It's upper thigh.
Marie: Oh, I hate all this police business. I always knew I'd get this call.
Ray: Really? The "your son has been gored in the ass by a bull" call?
Robert: It's upper thigh!
Quote from Marie
Frank: What happened?
Robert: Well, I yelled, "Hey, hey, bull!" I don't know. I guess I distracted him because he stopped cold. And then he turned. And then he started coming for me.
Debra: Oh, no!
Robert: Oh, yeah. It was like that Wall Street ad.
Frank: Or that malt liquor commercial.
Robert: Yeah. So he's coming towards me, and...
Marie: Did you get away?
Robert: [long silence] Where are we, Ma?
Quote from Robert
Robert: I'm telling you, the ground, it shook.
Frank: Why didn't you run?
Robert: I did run, Dad. I don't know if you've ever been in this situation before, but the first thing that comes to mind is run! So I'm running and running, and he's getting closer and closer, and then his horn gets me and my feet are off the ground, like I'm flying. Incredibly painful flying. Then he tosses me aside like a sock, and I'm on the pavement, and he gives me a couple of snorts and lumbers up the ramp and into his trailer.
Debra: Unbelievable! You were gored!
Frank: By a freakin' bull! Holy crap!