Frank Quote #349

Quote from Frank in What's with Robert?

Ray: We were talking about Robert.
Frank: Robert?!
Marie: Robert's not gay, he's a policeman.
Frank: One of those Village People was a policeman.
Ray: Robert's not gay!
Marie: Then why did you say he was?
Ray: I didn't!
Frank: Hey, you taught him all those songs.
Marie: What? We sang songs together. [sings] Somewhere over the rainbow
Frank: Knock it off!
Marie: What?
Frank: That's how it starts!

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 ‘What's with Robert?’ Quotes

Quote from Frank

Marie: Hello, dear. You're just in time for pancakes.
Frank: Hey, those are my pancakes. Why can't he wait for the next batch?
Marie: I love him.
Ray: Oh, boy, these are good!
Frank: I've been sitting here a half an hour. Tomorrow you're gonna read my obit: "Local Man Dies Waiting for Flapjacks."
Marie: "Marie Barone Dances in Street."
Frank: "Disaster Declared. President to Visit Street."

Quote from Marie

Marie: Sit down, dear.
Robert: No, it's just this thing with Amy was, I couldn't commit right now. I don't know what it is. Maybe she's not the one for me.
Marie: Is it because she's a woman?
Robert: Oh, my God! Is there a gas leak in here?
Marie: I just want to tell you that your father and I love you and we'll support you no matter what. Right, Frank? [Frank is cooling his head with a milk carton] I'll support you.
Robert: Thanks, Ma.
Marie: Even if you are gay.

Quote from Frank

Marie: What are you reading?
Frank: The obituaries. [chuckles] I beat all these guys.