Ray Quote #794
Robert: [enters] Oh, hello. I noticed you had company. Well what do you know? If it isn't Bernie and Linda Gruenfelder.
Debra: Robert, they're just over for dinner.
Robert: Oh, just dinner? I don't think so. Why is your shirt tucked in tonight, Raymond? This is no ordinary dinner. You're giving away the children, aren't you?
Ray: Robert, don't make a big deal out of this.
Robert: It is a big deal! How could you choose them over me? I'm family.
Debra: We love you, Robert, but there's a lot of factors, okay? We put a great deal of thought into this. Look, you're single and you have a dangerous job.
Ray: And if you were to drop one of them, it's very, very far.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Will’ Quotes
Quote from Ray
Ray: We should put something in there that if I die you can't marry another man named Ray.
David Atkins: Excuse me?
Ray: Well, 'cause eventually everyone would call him Ray and me "Dead Ray."
David Atkins: I don't think I can-
Debra: Just ignore him.
Quote from Robert
Robert: I wasn't even asked.
Ray: Well, Robert, we just, you know...
Robert: Who'd you pick?
Debra: Linda and Bernie Gruenfelder.
Robert: Bernie Gruenfelder. Well, let's see: A chubby jet-ski salesman versus a blood-related protector of the people? Yeah, well, that's a no-brainer.
Quote from Debra
Debra: All right, I'm sorry. So the salt didn't stay on your pretzel.
Ray: Yes! All right, so I'm... I'm bending down to wipe the salt off my shirt, and bam, a foul ball comes flying into the booth. It came this close to hitting me!
Debra: Yeah?
Ray: Yeah! I felt its wind! And then I turn and Andy, who just got a turkey and cheese sandwich, and the ball knocks it off his tray. The soda, pickles, chips, chocolate cake, everything!
Debra: You get chocolate cake in the press box?
Ray: It was Friday. We get a different cake every Friday. But you're missing the point.
Debra: No, I'm getting the point. A ball bounced into your world and disturbed paradise!