Ray Quote #672
Robert: Now I may be upset that I didn't get to meet Art Shamsky, but I'm still able to keep my voice at a comfortable speaking level like so. You might want to give that a try too.
Ray: All right, let's try. Attention, jerk head, if you're joining me on the ride home-- I'm sorry, did I say joining? If you're mooching a ride home off me that you had to have your mommy ask for, there will be no talking, okay? You are not to say a word to me. And there will be no bathroom breaks either. So if you're smart, you'll do what I'm doing right now and visit the restroom.
Robert: Hope there's not a line.
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Quote from Marie
Robert: So what's new? I was just taking Shamsky out for a drive today. It's nice out, huh? So what's new?
Frank: Cut the crap. Your mother asked him already.
Ray: Robert, why do you have to have Mom ask me to take you to the Hall of Fame?
Robert: Ma, you were supposed to make it seem like it just came up.
Marie: And you were supposed to wait across the street until I flashed the Venetian blinds.
Quote from Robert
Robert: The '69 Mets. The amazing match. The Miracle Mets. I love those guys. It's one of the few bright spots of my childhood. I just wish Dad had taken us to a game.
Ray: Hey, he took us to a lot of Yankee games. That was fun.
Robert: Well, maybe for you. I hated the Yankees.
Ray: What do you mean you hated the Yankees? You cried every time they lost.
Robert: It's because Dad told me it was my fault.
Quote from Ray
Ray: Look, we'll go in, you'll meet Art Shamsky and the rest of the Mets. On the ride home, we'll get you a Happy Meal.