Robert Quote #187
Quote from Robert in Robert's Date
Robert: Oh man, I can't date her.
Ray: Sure, you can.
Robert: No, she's my partner!
Ray: So what?
Robert: We've been on stakeouts, we're raided crack houses. She's like my sister.
Ray: All right, so tell her that.
Robert: I can't hurt her. You gotta come with me.
Ray: No way!
Robert: Just be in the way, ruin our evening. I'd do it for you.
Robert: You're doing it now!
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Robert's Date’ Quotes
Quote from Robert
Robert: You know who are an interesting people? The Hasidic Jews.
Ray: No, Robert.
Robert: What, a person can't make an observation?
Quote from Ray
Ray: Robert. Judy, her and her friends, they think that you're just, you're putting on some kind of act.
Robert: That is so whack!
Ray: Right there! See? That's what I'm talking about. We're Italian, Robert. Okay? "Whack" means something else to us.
Quote from Robert
Sergeant Judy: I'm meeting with some people tonight. You want to go along?
Robert: No, thanks. I already committed to something else.
Sergeant Judy: You did not.
Robert: I did too! I actually have dinner plans.
Sergeant Judy: With who?
Robert: My friends. I've got friends. You're not the only person with friends.
Sergeant Judy: Who are you having dinner with?
Robert: You know, the guys. Mike, Geoff.
Sergeant Judy: You mean Michael and Geoffrey, your little nephews?
Robert: Oh, you remembered their names.