Marie Quote #191
Quote from Marie in The Toaster
Marie: All right, listen, honey, listen. I understand. I completely understand why you're upset. But let me explain something. You see, this coffee machine has the coffee already made when you come down in the morning.
Ray: The toaster has your son's name, and the names of his family, your grandchildren and their love on it.
Marie: I'm sorry, dear. Well, you know what? Maybe we can put the names on the coffee machine.
Frank: What are you buying a toaster for anyway? Ours is still good.
Ray: No, it's not!
Marie: It is, dear. You just don't know how to use it. You've got to rattle it a little bit. And then you pull the toast up and turn it around and then do it on the other side.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Toaster’ Quotes
Quote from Robert
Robert: How could they not like the toaster?
Ray: They didn't even open it. They traded it in. Ungrateful mental cases.
Debra: You know, maybe the question here isn't, "Why don't they ever like my presents?" but rather, "Why do I so desperately need their approval?"
Robert: Ah!
Ray: Oh, shut up! Shut up! How would you feel?
Robert: How would I feel? Maybe you'd like to read my book: "You're in the Way: The Robert Barone Story." He doesn't need their approval, sis. He's got it to a fault. He's the beloved one.
Quote from Frank
Marie: We're just checking these.
Sales Clerk: I can assure you they're all exactly like the display model.
Marie: See, here's one where the pamphlet's a little folded.
Frank: What are you doing? That's not a believable complaint.
Marie: It's perfectly valid.
Frank: Can't you ever just be quiet?
Marie: Don't you tell me to be quiet! I have a mind of my own, you know? I can contribute. I'm not just some trophy wife!
Frank: You're a trophy wife? What contest in hell did I win?
Quote from Marie
Ray: What about the Fruit-of-the-Month club?
Marie: Oh, well, that was insane! A year of fruit? You know they still send me flyers wanting me to rejoin? And pictures of apricots! How is that supposed to make me feel?
Ray: How you feel? How about how I feel? You ever think of that?
Marie: Well, honey, we are the ones who have to get these presents.