Marie: All right, listen, honey, listen. I understand. I completely understand why you're upset. But let me explain something. You see, this coffee machine has the coffee already made when you come down in the morning.
Ray: The toaster has your son's name, and the names of his family, your grandchildren and their love on it.
Marie: I'm sorry, dear. Well, you know what? Maybe we can put the names on the coffee machine.
Frank: What are you buying a toaster for anyway? Ours is still good.
Ray: No, it's not!
Marie: It is, dear. You just don't know how to use it. You've got to rattle it a little bit. And then you pull the toast up and turn it around and then do it on the other side.