Ray Quote #597
Marie: Oh, I wish I had started this years ago. I feel so snappy and peppy.
Frank: Ma, I thought you were doing this just to annoy Dad. That's a bonus.
Debra: Oh, Marie, come here, look, here's that section: How to Enjoy a Low-Fat Thanksgiving.
Marie: Oh-ooh, a Thanksgiving! Yes. Oh, I can't wait to make some of these things.
Ray: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! You're not gonna do this for Thanksgiving.
Debra: Especially Thanksgiving.
Ray: You're still gonna make the real food for us though, right?
Marie: I guess I could.
Debra: No, no, Ray, your mother's not gonna cook two separate meals.
Ray: Why not? Huh? She loves to cook, Debra. Who are you to take that away from her?
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘No Fat’ Quotes
Quote from Debra
Ray: What happened? Why did they back out?
Debra: Oh, they're gonna be out of the country.
Ray: What?! Who leaves America on Thanksgiving? That's- That's pretty unthankful.
Debra: They like to travel and see the world, you know? Unlike your parents, who don't go any further than here.
Quote from Frank
Marie: We had our cholesterol checked and the both of us are very close to the danger zone.
Frank: Mine was lower than hers.
Marie: One point lower.
Frank: I'm still gonna live longer than you.
Marie: What, 30 seconds?
Frank: 30 seconds in paradise!
Quote from Debra
Debra: What's going on here?
Ray: We're being supportive.
Debra: What about your diet, Marie?
Marie: What's the point of living longer if you're miserable, dear?
Debra: Yeah, I think that every day.