Ray Quote #392
Ray: So I guess everybody who signed up. What, are they, they're already signed up already?
Frank: Yeah. Why?
Ray: I don't know.
Frank: What are you saying? You want to go to the reenactment?
Ray: You asking me?
Frank: You want to go?
Ray: I don't know. You asking me?
Frank: If I ask you, would you go?
Robert: Are you asking Raymond?
Frank: I don't know. Does he want to go?
Robert: Why are you asking me?
Frank: Do you want to go?
Ray: All right, I'll go! Thank you for asking.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Civil War’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Frank: All right. This house is secure. I want lunch.
Harry: May I escort you across the street, Miss Marie?
Marie: Thank you, Jeb. What a gentleman.
Frank: Hey, if you're gonna act like you're stealing her away, don't tease me. Steal her away!
Quote from Robert
Ray: You're this big Civil War freak now, just because Dad asked you to go first?
Robert: He didn't ask me.
Ray: What?
Robert: He didn't ask me. Since when does Dad ask us to do anything with him? I had to enlist.
Ray: God, I don't believe this. I only did this because.
Robert: Because you thought he asked me and not you. And now you have to go. [laughs] Hey, better bring a newspaper.
Ray: They had newspapers then.
Robert: They didn't have toilet paper.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Ah, my feet are killing me. I think these boots are a size too small. Tell me, what's it say on the bottom of my right boot?
Ray: "Left."
Frank: Oh, crap. What's it say on the other one?
Ray: Guess.