Debra Quote #92
Quote from Debra in The Children's Book
Debra: Yeah, that's true, too. So I guess if I want to get something accomplished I should just stay away from you.
Ray: There you go.
Debra: Yeah. 'Cause, like, what was I thinking, asking you to help me?
Ray: That's exactly right.
Debra: Yeah. Because I do like my story better.
Ray: You should. It's good.
Debra: Yeah, but who cares what you think? And Ally probably only liked your story better because it's the last one that she heard. [laughs]
Ray: I don't know. I don't know about that.
Debra: Come on. I mean, you were really selling your version. You were, like, making all the goofy faces, weren't you?
Ray: You were outside the door.
Debra: And were you hopping like a bunny, too?
Ray: I was... I... It served the story. [Debra hops up the stairs] Winky doesn't hop like a drunk.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Children's Book’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Frank: I tell you what. Whatever you do, I'll do the pictures for it.
Debra: Pictures?
Frank: I've dabbled in the visual arts. I've painted some bullfighters, some nudes.
Marie: You painted naked ladies off a deck of dirty cards.
Frank: I had to. After Robert was born, you stopped posing for me.
Marie: Frank!
Robert: What?
Ray: Oh. Okay, I have to gouge out my eyes.
Robert: You can't gouge out your mind's eye.
Quote from Marie
Frank: Your mother was just telling the story of how you wet your pants at home plate.
Robert: Ma.
Marie: It's for Debra's children's book.
Robert: It's gonna be in a book?
Debra: No, Marie. Marie, please, I don't think I'm gonna use the story.
Robert: That's my story. You can't use it. I have the rights to that story.
Debra: Robert, I'm not using the story.
Marie: Why not? It's an important story. It has a moral about how kids shouldn't tease other kids and how you should listen to your mother and not hold it.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Debra, sweetheart, settle a bet. ls this container microwavable?
Debra: No, Frank.
Marie: [o.s.] I told you that wasn't the sauce. You're eating melted plastic.
Frank: Wow, everything is better with cheese on it.