Debra Quote #88
Quote from Debra in The Children's Book
Ray: Hey, that's how I work.
Debra: Oh, well, let me know when you're goofing off, okay?
Ray: My "goofing off" supports this household.
Debra: And what I do doesn't support the household?
Ray: I'm just saying I get paid for what I do.
Debra: And I'm just dead weight?
Ray: No, but you asked me to help, and this is how I help.
Debra: Well, you know what, Ray? I don't want your help.
Ray: Good, good, good. 'Cause I didn't wanna help in the first place.
Debra: Good. So everybody's happy.
Ray: Good.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Children's Book’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Frank: I tell you what. Whatever you do, I'll do the pictures for it.
Debra: Pictures?
Frank: I've dabbled in the visual arts. I've painted some bullfighters, some nudes.
Marie: You painted naked ladies off a deck of dirty cards.
Frank: I had to. After Robert was born, you stopped posing for me.
Marie: Frank!
Robert: What?
Ray: Oh. Okay, I have to gouge out my eyes.
Robert: You can't gouge out your mind's eye.
Quote from Marie
Frank: Your mother was just telling the story of how you wet your pants at home plate.
Robert: Ma.
Marie: It's for Debra's children's book.
Robert: It's gonna be in a book?
Debra: No, Marie. Marie, please, I don't think I'm gonna use the story.
Robert: That's my story. You can't use it. I have the rights to that story.
Debra: Robert, I'm not using the story.
Marie: Why not? It's an important story. It has a moral about how kids shouldn't tease other kids and how you should listen to your mother and not hold it.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Debra, sweetheart, settle a bet. ls this container microwavable?
Debra: No, Frank.
Marie: [o.s.] I told you that wasn't the sauce. You're eating melted plastic.
Frank: Wow, everything is better with cheese on it.