Ray Quote #155
Quote from Ray in Who's Handsome?
Ray: No, listen, on the first date, it doesn't matter what you do on the date. It all comes down to saying good night. Are you gonna kiss her good night, or is it gonna be a handshake? You can't assume that she wants a kiss, so this is what I do. When the moment arrives, you kind of lean in a little. You've got to see if she's gonna respond to it. Don't go too far, though. Once you reach a certain point, you got to go in, you're committed. Then, if she's not expecting a kiss, you got to whisper something in her ear. "Boy, it's humid."
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‘Who's Handsome?’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: No, sweetheart, both my boys are gorgeous. In their own way. But I think that Robert sort of takes after me a bit more, whereas you favor your father.
Frank: [enters in his underwear] Marie. Marie, what's the difference between a bunion and a corn?
Marie: Do you know that your son here doesn't think he's good-looking?
Frank: What do you mean, you're not good-looking? You look like me.
Marie: There you go.
Quote from Robert
Amy: So, you're a police sergeant. Your wife must get worried sick about you.
Robert: No, not as sick as she used to. We're divorced.
Amy: I'm sorry.
Robert: No, no. It's all for the best. I'm much happier now than I used to be.
Amy: I just have so much respect for people in your line of work.
Robert: No, it's just hours of boredom interrupted by moments of unbelievable horror.
Quote from Ray
Marie: Well, I'm glad he had a date, at least. I mean, he's been moping around here ever since the divorce. I mean, such a waste. Oh, he's such a good-looking boy.
Ray: So, you think so, too?
Marie: Of course. Who doesn't? Everybody used to say what a beautiful boy your brother was.
Ray: What about me?
Marie: Well, you're adorable.
Ray: Adorable. Like a hamster.
Marie: No. Like a person. But, oh, your brother used to turn heads. He always had that sort of old-fashioned, movie star look like Valentino.
Ray: Oh, I see. So, he's Valentino and I'm Fievel.