Ray Quote #72
Ray: Take a look at your daughter.
Debra: Yeah, so? She looks happy.
Ray: She's happy. That's very happy.
Debra: What, should we call a doctor, Ray?
Ray: I'm just saying, look how good it is to be five. You're truly happy at five. Your happiness peaks at five.
Debra: Oh, come on. I'm happy.
Ray: You're not that happy. You can't be. Look at her. Ally, what are you thinking of?
Ally: Candy.
Ray: Candy! Huh, you're that happy? When was the last time you daydreamed about candy? You can't do that as an adult. Try, you don't get far. Candy. Candy. Oh, cavities. Cavities. No money. Who am I? Why am I here? What am I doing? Am I gay? See? Candy doesn't work.
Ally: [removes gum] Try this candy.
Debra: Happy now?
Ray: Candy.
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Quote from Frank
Frank: What kind of food do they serve here?
Debra: I believe it's French.
Warren: Ever been to France?
Marie: Oh, no, we're not world travelers.
Lois: Oh, France is so lovely. You have to go.
Frank: I don't appreciate the French... as a people. I find them annoying. Truly.
Quote from Frank
Lois: Oh, I love Stomp.
Frank: Who's Stomp?
Debra: It's sort of like a rhythmic dance. These guys, sort of bang together anything they can find... trash cans, hub caps, brooms.
Frank: And you loved it?
Lois: Oh. Loved it. We're going back.
Frank: How much do they charge for this?
Warren: $40.
Frank: For $20, I'll bang on my garbage cans till your ears bleed.
Quote from Robert
Robert: Isn't this one of those joints with those dressed-up waiters?
Ray: Yeah. What's wrong with dressed-up waiters?
Robert: They give me the willies. They just put me on the spot, you know? It's like authority figures.
Ray: Authority figures? You're a police sergeant. You out-rank the waiter.
Robert: Yeah, but how is he going to know?