‘I Wish I Were Gus’
Season 1, Episode 3 - Aired September 27, 1996
Ray has to confront his fear of public speaking when he's asked to give the eulogy at his great uncle's funeral. Meanwhile, Marie refuses to attend the service because her sister will be there.
Quote from Marie
Aunt Alda: The present will arrive in a couple of years. I mailed it from where I sat.
Marie: The only reason you're angry about that table is 'cause you weren't the center of attention.
Ray: Lots of attention here.
Aunt Alda: How could I be the center of attention while you're doing the limbo in a sequin dress and a push-up bra?
Ray: Oh, hey.
Marie: Well, maybe if you had something to push up, you wouldn't be sitting there with a sour puss.
Aunt Alda: How could you see my sour puss where I was sitting? You'd need binoculars.