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Everybody Loves Raymond: I Love You

102. I Love You

Aired September 20, 1996

Debra wonders why Ray never says "I love you".

Quote from Marie

Marie: Hello, dears.
Ray: Were you in my office, Mom?
Marie: Yeah. [chuckles] I was trying to get a pen to do the crosswords. You know your desk drawer is locked?
Debra: Oh, yeah, we lock it now.
Marie: Oh?
Ray: Yeah, it keeps the kids out.
Marie: That's a good idea. I broke a knife in it.

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Quote from Frank

Ally: Hi, Daddy. Hi, Mommy.
Frank: Watch this. Try it like this, okay? "Stella!"
Ally: "Stella!"
Frank: Attagirl! [claps]
Debra: What are you doing?
Frank: Brando. "I could have been a contender."
Ray: Dad, come on, it's 10:30.
Frank: I had to let her stay up.
Debra: Why?
Ally: "l made him a offer he couldn't refuse."
Ray: Very nice, Dad. How are the twins? Are they gonna wake up doing De Niro and Nicholson?

Quote from Robert

Robert: Shower's broken. Must have been loose, because when I fiddled with it it came right out of the wall.
Ray: Oh, what are you doing? What are you taking a shower over here for?
Marie: Well, he came home from work, and we were here and you know your brother, he doesn't like to be alone in the house.
Robert: Could we go now? I'm cold.
Marie: Oh, sure. Come on, let's go. Let's go.
Debra: Uh, that's my towel. But we can get it later.
Frank: I'll patch the shower up for you tomorrow.
Ray: Of course you will.
Robert: You know that shampoo that says "No more tears"?
Ray: Yeah.
Robert: There's tears.

Quote from Ray

Ray: Oh, yeah. Definitely broken. You know how I could tell? There should be a bathroom right here. You know, it's gotta be hard on Robert, being so gigantic. When he was a kid he wasn't allowed to pet the cat. [Debra silently nods] Come on. He couldn't pet the cat.

Quote from Ray

Ray: It's my brother, right?
Debra: No, it's...
Ray: It's my father. Yes, he's really annoying.
Debra: No, it's not.
Ray: It's my mom. Right, yeah, she broke our knife. Let's kill her. Come on. You're always saying we don't do things together. We'll kill her, and then a movie. I don't know. I don't know what I did. I'm usually good at knowing when it's me. Because it's usually me.

Quote from Debra

Ray: Look, you want me to say it? I love you. There, I said it.
Debra: Oh, yeah. Okay. There's the seven little words every woman wants to hear: "I love you. There, I said it."
Ray: Come on. Don't I say it when we-
Debra: Yelling it during sex doesn't count.

Quote from Debra

Debra: Come on, eat your breakfast here, guys.
Ally: Mama, I'm ready for my dessert.
Debra: Dessert? Now, Ally, I'm sorry, but breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Now finish your Count Chocula.

Quote from Frank

Ray: Listen, Dad, I gotta ask you something.
Frank: There, done! A couple of things you gotta remember. It's very easy.
Ray: Yeah. Like what?
Frank: Oh, it's nothing. Hot is now cold.
Ray: What else? Is the water gonna come out?
Frank: Yeah, sure. Here's what you do. You hold on to this one tight, and then you push and turn with this one. You're going to need at least two hands.
Ray: Yeah. At least.
Frank: The water comes out very hot at first. But save that. You're gonna need it later.

Quote from Frank

Ray: Listen, Dad. I was wondering something. When was the last time that you said, "I love you" to... anybody?
Frank: "I love you"?
Ray: Yeah.
Frank: What, do you live in a freaking fairyland or something?

Quote from Marie

Ray: Look, you don't have to say it. It's okay.
Marie: Why is it so important to you all of a sudden? My parents never said it.
Ray: When you were a kid, didn't you want your parents to say it to you?
Marie: Of course.
Frank: But they didn't.
Ray: Why?
Frank: They didn't wanna spoil us.
Ray: Okay, this is the way we wanna be? Is this the way we want the kids to be? I mean, what would be so wrong with saying, "I love you" around here once in a while?
Marie: Well, we're not living in a fairyland here, Raymond.

Quote from Ray

Debra: What the hell is going on here?
Ray: I told them what we were talking about.
Debra: What! Why?
Ray: I thought I could find out why I was the way I was. But now I know why. I'm from a mental institution!
Robert: I love you, Deb. [goes to hug Debra]
Ray: Robert. Robert.
Robert: No, no.
Ray: Remember the cat.

Quote from Marie

Debra: Ray, this is not what I wanted. Could everybody just go back to normal? I think it was much better before everybody loved each other.
Marie: Wait a minute. This is between you two. This is your problem.
Ray: Yeah. Yeah. I was trying to find out why I'm not the most... demonstrative guy, and I thought-
Frank: You thought it was our fault.
Marie: That's typical. You blame the parents. This is your problem, and the first thing kids do today is point to the mother.
Ray: Nobody's pointing, Ma.
Marie: If it's anybody's fault, it's your father.

Quote from Ray

Ray: [on the phone] I wanna thank you for your time, Mr. Lasorda. Okay, Tommy. I really appreciate this interview. This will be real quick. Okay. Now that you're retired I was just wondering... [to Aly] Where do you think you're going with that cookie! Put the cookie down! No, no, not you, Mr. Lasorda. Did- I scared you? I didn't mean to scare you. Oh, I didn't know you were eating a cookie.

Quote from Ray

Linda: Don't you love Nemo's at night? The candles.
Debra: Yes. Twinkly lights.
Linda: I know.
Debra: Such a romantic atmosphere, huh?
Ray: Yeah. That's why the Pope eats here. You think he really said: "To my buddy Nemo. Your pizza is infallible."

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