Ray: Come on, just do this. You can be the head and, Robert, you be the tail.
Robert: Oh, I'm sorry, Raymond. I'm the lookout. You'll have to find someone else to be your dragon's ass.
Ray: Just do this, all right? It'll mean a lot to Debra.
Robert: No, it won't. And what are you doing with this whole Chinese thing, anyway?
Frank: Yeah, this is bull. I want a fork.
Robert: Yeah, I've got to tell you, I know Debra pretty well. I don't think she's gonna go for your whole lame theme.
Ray: Yeah, well? You don't know what you're talking about.
Robert: Oh yeah, I do. Confucius say, "Woman with stupid husband gets stupid party." [chuckles]
Frank: 'Cause you're stupid!
Robert: "He who marry Raymond need look elsewhere for good time."
Frank: 'Cause you're stupid!