Quote from Frank in Someone's Cranky
Robert: I'll be back for my personal effects tomorrow. Frank: Take your time! Robert: I'm outta here! [exits, returns] You gotta move your car, it's blocking me. Frank: My pleasure! Marie, move the car. Marie: I don't have your keys. Frank: I don't have them. You're always hiding them. Marie: Nobody hides your keys, Frank. If you just put them on the hook where they belong- Frank: Don't tell me to put them on the hook. I hate putting them on the hook! Marie: Are they in your pants upstairs? Frank: I don't leave my keys in my pants. How about the time you left them in the front door, senile? Marie: How about the time you had them in your hands. "Where are my keys? Where are my keys?" Robert: All right, all right, wait, I forgot. I had them. And here's your "TV Guide" and here's your big spoon. Ray: I hope you're gonna boil that spoon.