Quote from Robert in Pet the Bunny
Ray: Look, I was writing a real appreciation for someone else, and l... I don't know. I just had some thoughts about what I might say for Dad. Debra: An appreciation of your father. Really? Robert: And you know what I'd like to know? Why would you just assume that you get to do the eulogy, hmm? What's gonna be my job at the funeral, keeping your screaming fans off the stage?