Quote from Frank in Robert's Divorce
Frank: I don't see what's wrong with itemizing the bill, so we each pay for what we ate. Ray: All right, it's just easier to split it up equally, Dad. Frank: Yes, easier for those of you who had appetizers! Robert: You know what? I'll catch up with you. I wanna check Dad's tip. Frank: You don't tip on the tax or the liquor! Ray: All right, all right. Get in the car, you're drunk.