Frank Quote #410
Quote from Frank in Robert's Divorce
Frank: I don't see what's wrong with itemizing the bill, so we each pay for what we ate.
Ray: All right, it's just easier to split it up equally, Dad.
Frank: Yes, easier for those of you who had appetizers!
Robert: You know what? I'll catch up with you. I wanna check Dad's tip.
Frank: You don't tip on the tax or the liquor!
Ray: All right, all right. Get in the car, you're drunk.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Robert's Divorce’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Frank: Where's the guy with the water already? I'm dying here.
Marie: Good. Before you go, would you make a toast?
Frank: Okay. Here's to water. The earth is covered with it. Where the hell is my share?
Quote from Frank
Amy: Oh my God, so that's Robert's ex-wife?
Debra: Yep, the infamous Joanne.
Marie: [spits]
Ray: Mom, stuff's coming out!
Frank: I almost didn't recognize her without her broomstick and flying monkeys.
Quote from Ray
[flashback:]
Robert: Three minutes ago I was watching cartoons and eating a banana. She still there?
Ray: No. What's scary is, I think I just saw a bat fly away.