Quote from Ray in The Will
Ray: You know, I almost died today. Debra: Really? Ray: That's what you say when I tell you I almost died? Debra: What am I supposed to say? Ray: "Oh my God, Ray! Are you all right?!" Debra: What happened? Ray: I'm in the press box, I'm watching the game... Debra: Yeah. Ray: And I'm eating a soft pretzel. But these pretzels they have, they're not moist. They're bigger than the other ones, but they're very dry. Anyway, the salt doesn't stick to them, it falls everywhere. Debra: Oh my God, are you okay? Ray: You gonna mock? You just gonna mock?