Ray: Is Dad around?
Marie: No, you just missed him. He's on his way to the barber shop.
Robert: Barber? Why doesn't he just go down to the bowling alley and stick his head in the ball buffer? [Robert & Marie laugh]
Ray: Come on, that's a little rough.
Marie: What?
Ray: Listen, listen. Has Dad been acting different lately?
Marie: You know, now that you mention it, he has been in a very good mood.
Ray: Yeah?
Marie: Yeah. And I notice he hasn't been quite so cheap. Like today, he's not only getting a haircut, he's also getting a shave.
Robert: I think if you're charging Dad for a haircut, you throw in the shave! [Robert & Marie laugh]