Quote from Marie in No Fat
[Ray wakes up in the middle of the night after hearing noises in his kitchen. After he cautiously walks through the living room and turns the kitchen light on, he finds Marie chowing down on a turkey leg] Marie: Where am I? Ray: Ma? Marie: I had the strangest dream. Ray: Oh, come on, Ma. Marie: All right, I was hungry. [eats] I'd offer you some, but I don't want to.