Marie Quote #187
[Ray wakes up in the middle of the night after hearing noises in his kitchen. After he cautiously walks through the living room and turns the kitchen light on, he finds Marie chowing down on a turkey leg]
Marie: Where am I?
Ray: Ma?
Marie: I had the strangest dream.
Ray: Oh, come on, Ma.
Marie: All right, I was hungry. [eats] I'd offer you some, but I don't want to.
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Quote from Debra
Ray: What happened? Why did they back out?
Debra: Oh, they're gonna be out of the country.
Ray: What?! Who leaves America on Thanksgiving? That's- That's pretty unthankful.
Debra: They like to travel and see the world, you know? Unlike your parents, who don't go any further than here.
Quote from Frank
Marie: We had our cholesterol checked and the both of us are very close to the danger zone.
Frank: Mine was lower than hers.
Marie: One point lower.
Frank: I'm still gonna live longer than you.
Marie: What, 30 seconds?
Frank: 30 seconds in paradise!
Quote from Debra
Debra: What's going on here?
Ray: We're being supportive.
Debra: What about your diet, Marie?
Marie: What's the point of living longer if you're miserable, dear?
Debra: Yeah, I think that every day.