Quote from Frank in The Ball
Marie: Why do you insist on making this car-wreck our Christmas tree every year? I want a real tree. Frank: An artificial tree saves water, saves the forest, and saves the planet. I'm a conservationist. Marie: You're cheap. Frank: All right, I'm saving money. Marie: Oh, I hate this thing. Frank: Fine then there'll be nothing under it for you. Marie: Like I need another Totes umbrella.