Marie: Why do you insist on making this car-wreck our Christmas tree every year? I want a real tree.
Frank: An artificial tree saves water, saves the forest, and saves the planet. I'm a conservationist.
Marie: You're cheap.
Frank: All right, I'm saving money.
Marie: Oh, I hate this thing.
Frank: Fine then there'll be nothing under it for you.
Marie: Like I need another Totes umbrella.