Robert: Why couldn't you just hire a bartender? The girl over there wanted a Singapore Sling. I don't know what the hell that is. I'm not Asian.
Ray: Well, would you rather have Amy's job keeping Mom occupied over there, watching a three-hour opera video? Yeah, I didn't think so, all right? So just mix some drinks, or I'll demote you to coat rack.
Robert: I'll be making you a "saliva" Colada.