Ray: Mom's bridge club apparently is a little upset over Debra working for you guys.
Mrs. Pechi: She's a floozy.
Frank: Aw, come on. She just does some paperwork for us.
Mrs. Lopman: She's got my Joe gobbling heart pills.
Frank: Your husband's gobbling heart pills because he's had a 50-year love affair with ham.
Hilda: So how come this week Artie used up a full bottle of Aqua Velva?
Frank: Because we couldn't get him to use two bottles. No offense, but your husband has a problem. We can smell him underwater.
Mrs. Lopman: I smell a cover-up.
Frank: You know what? You ladies are outta your minds. Now I'm gonna watch the football game with my pants off.