Quote from Ray in The Contractor
Ray: Listen. [painfully sits up] Originally, wasn't this gonna be $1,500 and that included a new stove? Gianni: Well, yeah. But, like I said, your wife changed her mind. Ray: I know. But that's 'cause the stove didn't fit. Gianni: I know. But I was gonna take care of it. Ray: I know. But you said you couldn't get to it till next week. Gianni: I know, but so what? Ray: So... We shouldn't have to pay for something that wouldn't have happened if you had measured the cabinets right in the first place, instead of- Gianni: Wait a minute. You think this is my fault? Ray: It is your fault, and I'm not paying for this bill. Gianni: Uh yeah, you are. Ray: You're charging me 2,000 bucks, and I got the same exact kitchen that I had before!