Ray Quote #1703

Quote from Ray in The Contractor

Ray: Listen. [painfully sits up] Originally, wasn't this gonna be $1,500 and that included a new stove?
Gianni: Well, yeah. But, like I said, your wife changed her mind.
Ray: I know. But that's 'cause the stove didn't fit.
Gianni: I know. But I was gonna take care of it.
Ray: I know. But you said you couldn't get to it till next week.
Gianni: I know, but so what?
Ray: So... We shouldn't have to pay for something that wouldn't have happened if you had measured the cabinets right in the first place, instead of-
Gianni: Wait a minute. You think this is my fault?
Ray: It is your fault, and I'm not paying for this bill.
Gianni: Uh yeah, you are.
Ray: You're charging me 2,000 bucks, and I got the same exact kitchen that I had before!

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 ‘The Contractor’ Quotes

Quote from Marie

Frank: I told you I still had to tweak it!
Debra: I know, but it has a lot of problems, Frank. I mean, most of the time, I can barely use it.
Marie: Oh, dear. Can we really blame the stove?

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Marie: Sweetie, you should know by now you're not a man who can lift things.

Quote from Debra

Debra: I'm sure you'll work it out with him.
Ray: Yeah, we'll see.
Debra: I'm still your friend.
Ray: You're a girl. You know, I guess, uh... I'm gonna be out of commission for a while.
Debra: Don't worry. It's not like Van Gogh lost his paintbrush.