Ray: Hey! Hey! Hey! What the hell is this?
Max: It's the banner you ordered. It's supposed to say "Congratulations, Robert."
Albert: I think on the phone you said "Woody."
Ray: No! No! Robert! "Congratulations, Robert." I can't use this!
Max: Well, we've got some balloons, but we can't blow 'em up.
Ray: Look. Just get something, we'll cover up the "Woody" part. Just get something, and we'll cover it up.
Robert: Hey, Ray. What's goin' on? Who's Woody?
Ray: You are.
Robert: What? [Gerard plays "He's a Jolly Good Fellow" on the accordion as Ray sings] Whoo-hoo! They were supposed to sing-along, but I forgot to tell 'em.
Robert: Wow! So all of these people are here for me?
Ray: Yeah. It's your, uh, surprise bachelor party. Surprise!