Ray Quote #1648
Quote from Ray in The Bachelor Party
Ray: Hey! Hey! Hey! What the hell is this?
Max: It's the banner you ordered. It's supposed to say "Congratulations, Robert."
Albert: I think on the phone you said "Woody."
Ray: No! No! Robert! "Congratulations, Robert." I can't use this!
Max: Well, we've got some balloons, but we can't blow 'em up.
Ray: Look. Just get something, we'll cover up the "Woody" part. Just get something, and we'll cover it up.
Robert: Hey, Ray. What's goin' on? Who's Woody?
Ray: You are.
Robert: What? [Gerard plays "He's a Jolly Good Fellow" on the accordion as Ray sings] Whoo-hoo! They were supposed to sing-along, but I forgot to tell 'em.
Robert: Wow! So all of these people are here for me?
Ray: Yeah. It's your, uh, surprise bachelor party. Surprise!
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Bachelor Party’ Quotes
Quote from Ray
Marie: Raymond, you're gonna have to give him another party!
Ray: What?
Debra: Yes. And this time do it the way you're supposed to. Make it a big deal.
Marie: Debra's right.
Debra: Ray, he's your brother. Make it something he'll remember.
Ray: Are you giving me permission to get a stripper?
Women: No!
Quote from Amy
Amy: Actually, he's been talking about a bachelor party for months.
Ray: He has?
Amy: Yes. He was all excited, wondering what you had in store for him. I'm sorry, Ray. I don't want to make you feel bad about this. I just think that maybe you... really screwed up.
Quote from Ray
Marie: Raymond, how could you?!
Ray: What?
Amy: We just got off the phone with Robert.
Marie: He told us about your so-called party. You completely let him down on his special night.
Ray: What? We had a good time.
Marie: Then why did he sound so depressed?
Ray: Because he's Robert.