Robert: Raymond's mad at me because I showed Debra the Heimlich maneuver.
Gianni: Is that a euphemism?
Ray: You don't come into my house and try to show me up in front of my wife.
Robert: He let her almost choke to death.
Gianni: Well, that's not right.
Ray: She was coughing on a piece of fruit! Only thanks to this "boy scout," she thinks I'm useless now.
Robert: I'd rather be a boy scout than a girl scout.
Ray: What are you saying?
Robert: I'm saying I'll take a box of thin mints, sweetie.