Frank: So you think I'm just rude and insensitive? That I'm so tough to live with, and you're the Queen of Sheba? Did you ever hear yourself? Well, in case you haven't, here's a little trick that my boy Raymond taught me.
Frank: [on tape] I said, "Where's my eggs?"
Frank: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Here it is.
Frank: [on tape] What? It's just my feet! They're not dirty.
Frank: Oh, crap. Hey, where you going? You scared you're gonna hear something you don't like?
Frank: [on tape] If I scratch it, it's because it itches!