Quote from Robert in Someone's Cranky
Ray: Ah, oh God, what the hell is that smell? Robert: I left a carton of milk out the day I got gored by the bull. Apparently, if you leave milk out for 12 weeks, it goes bad and then explodes. [holds candle] However, this is "lavender bouquet." Ray: Can we use it to light the apartment on fire? Debra: Robert, do you have any more candles? Frank: Or an old sneaker I can bury my face in? Robert: Make yourselves at home. Or not. Frank: I say "not."