Frank: You make jokes about this food? Have you no decency?
Ray: Oh, stop. Come on, Dad! It's just, you know, it's just wife jokes, that's all. It's something you do when, you know, when you're with the guys.
Frank: I never.
Ray: Oh, what are you talking about? Like you don't make jokes.
Frank: First of all, if I have anything to say about your mother, I'm not afraid to say it right to her face. Second of all, those are not jokes.
Marie: Yesterday, you called me an old bag.
Frank: If that's a joke, then it's on me. [chuckles] Right in front of her!