Quote from Frank in Debra Makes Something Good
Frank: You make jokes about this food? Have you no decency? Ray: Oh, stop. Come on, Dad! It's just, you know, it's just wife jokes, that's all. It's something you do when, you know, when you're with the guys. Frank: I never. Ray: Oh, what are you talking about? Like you don't make jokes. Frank: First of all, if I have anything to say about your mother, I'm not afraid to say it right to her face. Second of all, those are not jokes. Marie: Yesterday, you called me an old bag. Frank: If that's a joke, then it's on me. [chuckles] Right in front of her!