Quote from Frank in You Bet
Frank: Ah, I feel like I'm back in the womb. Sal: 15 years you've been coming to me, Frank. How come you finally sprung for a shave? Frank: Times are good, Sal. Times are good. Ray: [enters] Hey, Dad. Frank: Hey, Ray. Sal, this is my son Ray. Sal: A son? 15 years you never told me you had a son! Frank: I got two. This one's a sports writer, a great sports writer. Ray: Aw, come on, Dad. Frank: Oh, don't be modest. He's one of the best. You ever hear of Ray Barone? Sal: Ray Barone? You're Ray Barone's father?! 15 years you never told me your last name! Frank: I didn't want to bother you.