Robert: Hey, Deb, I finished the Pepto. [sees everyone] Did- Is this about me?
Marie: No, dear, it's nothing. All I did was bring Debra my old can opener.
Robert: Oh, Ray, just use the new one. Stop being a jerk.
Ray: Jerk? What do you know about it?
Debra: He doesn't know anything.
Robert: No, you stick to your guns, Deb, okay? Raymond's a jerk. I know the whole story, jerk. One little drop of fish juice and you squeal like a stuck pig.
Ray: You told him that, huh? I did not do that! And by the way, the whole can dumped on me.
Debra: Oh, it was one drop, you baby.
Ray: One drop? It was like I stuck my arm up a tuna.
Robert: Jerk baby!