Quote from Robert in Marie's Meatballs
Robert: Debra. Were you really here just for the spoon? 'Cause, you know, I've dealt with my fair share of break-ins and I have to tell you, it's never the spoon. Debra: Well, all right. Um, actually, I just wanted to take a look at your mom's meatball recipe 'cause I tried to make them and... Robert: Yeah, I heard your meatballs stink. Debra: No, they don't stink. Robert: Well, that's not the word on the street. Debra: I just want to make them perfect. Did you ever want to get something just perfect? Robert: Sure, like when you wash your car keys. Debra: Yeah. Robert: You ever smell your keys?