Rochelle Quote #554
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Spring Break
Rochelle: I'm gonna have to go pick them up.
Julius: All right. Kids, take this and all your stuff to the car. We were supposed to be leaving for Amityville.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] She doesn't want to go to Amityville.
Rochelle: I know, baby, but maybe you guys should go ahead without us.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Told you.
Julius: What? We've been saving up for this trip for weeks.
Rochelle: I know, baby, but you know what? Greg's parents are out of town, and he'll have to stay in the hospital a whole week if I don't get him. I'm disappointed, Chris is disappointed. It's horrible.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] In other words, she doesn't want to go.
Julius: Are you sure?
Rochelle: Yes, I'm sure. Go ahead. Go ahead. You guys enjoy yourself at the beach. Love you. Bye. I'm gonna miss you.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] No, she won't.
Rochelle: Bye.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Spring Break’ Quotes
Quote from Drew
Adult Chris: [v.o.] While I was dodging another bullet, raindrops kept falling on my father's head.
Drew: This place is amazing. They got free shampoo, conditioner and soap. It was kind of hard to go to the bathroom with that strip of paper across the seat. I did it, though. [bed vibrates] This is great. Dad, we got to get one of these.
Quote from Greg
Adult Chris: [v.o.] In all the years of school, there was nothing I loved better than summer vacation, and the next best thing was spring break.
Greg: Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, we're free at last!
Chris: Greg? It's spring break, not the end of racism.
Greg: Well, I'm celebrating now, 'cause once I get up to Lake Winnipesaukee with my mom and dad, it's not going to be good.
Chris: I thought your parents split up.
Greg: They did, but neither one will give up the time share, so I taking the bus to meet them for a weekend of fishing and drinking and fighting.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Don't forget crying.
Quote from Greg
Adult Chris: [v.o.] After I talked to the cops, I was hoping they were drawing a whole new conclusion.
Greg: Man, I hope this is over.
Chris: Trust me. Unlike you, I described a guy they'll never be able to find. Kristoff St. John.
Greg: Thanks for making me breakfast, Chris, but can you go down to Doc's and get some orange juice? I hate to ask, but, you know, I can't walk.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And you won't be able to eat when I hit you upside the head with the frying pan.
Chris: It's raining.
Greg: Dude, you hit me with a car, broke my leg, and then made me lie to the cops. I think the least you can do is get me some OJ.
Chris: Fine.