Greg Quote #95
Quote from Greg in Everybody Hates Driving
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even though I was scared out of my wits, there was something about driving that made me feel like the coolest kid in the world. And the only thing cooler than driving to school was pulling up in front of it.
Greg: Whoa, Chris, is that you? I always suspected you were held back a couple of years, but I didn't know you could drive. When'd you get your license?
Chris: I don't have my license.
Greg: What are you doing driving and where'd you get a car?
Chris: It's my dad's car.
Greg: What are you doing with it?
Chris: Moving it to the other side of the street.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Or the other side of the borough.
Greg: Cool. This is totally off the hook.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Greg was actually the first one to use that phrase and eventually went on to teach Snoop "shizzle" talk.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Driving’ Quotes
Quote from Julius
Julius: Good, and make sure you put on your seat belt.
Chris: I will.
Julius: And don't touch my mirrors.
Chris: I won't.
Julius: Don't move my seat.
Chris: Okay.
Julius: Warm up the engine.
Chris: Right.
Julius: And don't go burning up gas.
Chris: I'm just moving the car across the street.
Julius: That's three cents worth of gas.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] By the time this checklist was over, I had had a license, a diploma, and had made my third appearance on Showtime At The Apollo.
Quote from Julius
Adult Chris: [v.o.] When I got older, I was always asking my dad to let me drive.
Chris: Hey, Dad, can I drive?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And he always said the same thing.
Julius: Drive? Sure, you can drive... as soon as you turn 16, go to driver's ed., get a driver's license, graduate from high school, get a job, get out of my house, get a car, get insurance. Yeah, then you can drive anytime you want.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He could have just said no.
Quote from Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] After a day behind the wheel of a car, I had been popular, I had been terrified, and I was ready to get back on the bus.
Chris: Oh, no.
Police Officer: Hey, kid! Hey! A little young to be driving, ain't you?
Chris: I'm just listening to the radio, officer.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] There's only one reason the police in Brooklyn would pass up the chance to bust a Black kid in a car, two Black kids in a car. [siren blaring]