Rochelle Quote #50
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates the Laundromat
Rochelle: Get up. I need you to go to the Laundromat.
Chris: I don't want to go. I'm tired.
Rochelle: Me and your father are going to buy a new TV today. So I need you to do this! Come on, if you do this, I'll let you watch Rocky tonight. So, please, do not mix the colors and the whites. And those dryers get real hot, so I need you to set it to medium, so you won't shrink anything, okay?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I didn't hear a word after, "Get up."
Chris: I can't take all that by myself.
Rochelle: Drew and Tonya are going with you.
Chris: Do I have to take Tonya?
Rochelle: You need help, don't you?! Now, hurry up! 'Cause it's Saturday morning, and all the machines will be taken. I know you don't want to be there all day. Now, get up. Just everybody get up.
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Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: Oh, no, no, no, I am tired of Risky. Everything we get from him breaks down.
[flashback to Rochelle taking a foil-wrapped brick out of the oven:]
Julius: What are you doing?
Rochelle: I'm ironing.
Julius: I got you an iron from Risky.
Rochelle: It broke.
Julius: Damn, Risky.
[flashback to Rochelle holding a piece of bread above a lighter:]
Julius: What are you doing?
Rochelle: I'm making toast.
Julius: I got you a toaster from Risky.
Rochelle: It broke!
Julius: Damn, Risky.
[flashback to thirteen years ago, Rochelle and Julius standing on an apartment's fire escape:]
Julius: Are you sure?
Rochelle: Like I told you for the hundredth time, I'm pregnant. I thought you used a condom.
Julius: I did. Damn Risky.
Quote from Rochelle
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Let's just say my mother didn't have the best history with credit.
[flashback to Rochelle going to the counter with a dozen boxes of shoes:]
Rochelle: Put it on the card.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] She bought shoes, she bought clothes, she'd buy money, if they let her.
[flashback to Rochelle dumping a heap of clothes on the sales counter:]
Rochelle: Put it on the card.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] There was nothing my mother wouldn't put on a credit card.
[flashback to Rochelle at the bank:]
Rochelle: Put this on my card.
Bank Teller: Lady, you can't pay your credit card bill with your credit card.
Rochelle: What about this one?
Quote from Julius
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The only person who loved sleep more than me was my father. And right now, he's dreaming his favorite dream.
[dream sequence:]
Bank Teller: I've been working here a long time, now, and I've never seen anybody pay bills like you. What do you got, two jobs or something?
Julius: Just one.
Bank Teller: Can I help you with something else?
Julius: Can I have my three cents change?