Rochelle Quote #54
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates the Laundromat
Rochelle: Aren't you done yet, baby? I want to show you something.
Julius: I'm reading the contract.
Rochelle: Oh, just hurry up and sign that thing and come on.
Julius: I want to show you this couch.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The only thing that made my mother happier than having man with two jobs was getting a new couch.
[fantasy: the kids are wearing white as they watch their own individual TVs in a luxuriously decorated room. Rochelle is talking to Sheila:]
Sheila: Girl, did I tell you I was getting married?
Rochelle: Ooh, that is nice. But did I show you my new couch?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] No amount of good news could compare to my mother getting a new couch.
Rochelle: It's all leather.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates the Laundromat’ Quotes
Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: Oh, no, no, no, I am tired of Risky. Everything we get from him breaks down.
[flashback to Rochelle taking a foil-wrapped brick out of the oven:]
Julius: What are you doing?
Rochelle: I'm ironing.
Julius: I got you an iron from Risky.
Rochelle: It broke.
Julius: Damn, Risky.
[flashback to Rochelle holding a piece of bread above a lighter:]
Julius: What are you doing?
Rochelle: I'm making toast.
Julius: I got you a toaster from Risky.
Rochelle: It broke!
Julius: Damn, Risky.
[flashback to thirteen years ago, Rochelle and Julius standing on an apartment's fire escape:]
Julius: Are you sure?
Rochelle: Like I told you for the hundredth time, I'm pregnant. I thought you used a condom.
Julius: I did. Damn Risky.
Quote from Rochelle
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Let's just say my mother didn't have the best history with credit.
[flashback to Rochelle going to the counter with a dozen boxes of shoes:]
Rochelle: Put it on the card.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] She bought shoes, she bought clothes, she'd buy money, if they let her.
[flashback to Rochelle dumping a heap of clothes on the sales counter:]
Rochelle: Put it on the card.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] There was nothing my mother wouldn't put on a credit card.
[flashback to Rochelle at the bank:]
Rochelle: Put this on my card.
Bank Teller: Lady, you can't pay your credit card bill with your credit card.
Rochelle: What about this one?
Quote from Julius
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The only person who loved sleep more than me was my father. And right now, he's dreaming his favorite dream.
[dream sequence:]
Bank Teller: I've been working here a long time, now, and I've never seen anybody pay bills like you. What do you got, two jobs or something?
Julius: Just one.
Bank Teller: Can I help you with something else?
Julius: Can I have my three cents change?