Chris Quote #34

Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Fat Mike

Adult Chris: [v.o.] I looked everywhere for Fat Mike. Well, considering I didn't go past the corner, everywhere was about a block.
Rochelle: Hey, baby. It's getting late, so why don't you get your bike and come inside for dinner I'm sure your father made some fantastic meal.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I figured maybe if I told her about my bike outside, she wouldn't kill me because of all the witnesses.
Chris: Mom, Mom, Mom. I got to tell you something.
Rochelle: What is it?
Chris: [sees Fat Mike return with his bike] I love your cooking.
Rochelle: Thank you, baby. Get your bike and come on inside.

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 ‘Everybody Hates Fat Mike’ Quotes

Quote from Rochelle

Adult Chris: [v.o.] As much as my mother complains about housework, she hated to have somebody else do it. And after my father got his job back, she got to do one of the things she does best...
[cut to Rochelle in the office:]
Rochelle: File your own damn papers. I do not need this. My husband has two jobs.

Quote from Rochelle

Adult Chris: [v.o.] I didn't know Fat Mike's real name, I didn't know where he lived. All I knew was, I had to get my bike back, because if I didn't...
[fantasy:]
Tonya: Mama, where's Chris?
Rochelle: Somebody stole his bike after I told him not to let anybody ride it. So I smacked him into next week.
Drew: I told you.
Rochelle: He'll be back on Tuesday.

Quote from Rochelle

Julius: Rochelle, I feel bad enough about not working. I don't need you around here complaining about how I do things.
Rochelle: Well, if you did things right, I wouldn't have complain.
Julius: Half the stuff around here I do better than you. It ain't that hard.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father was the oldest of ten brothers and sisters. He had been cooking and cleaning all of his life. But even if the job wasn't that hard, he's not supposed to say it.
Rochelle: What? You got something to say?
Announcer: [over title card] WARNING! The following scene contains language of a frank and explicit nature.
Viewer discretion is advised.
Rochelle: Well, ain't this about a bitch?! [glass shattering] Are you crazy?! You do my job for one day. [glass shattering] And I make that damn hard! You baking, frying, biscuit-baking, pancake-making, bald-headed bastard!
[one hour later:]
Rochelle: You must think I'm crazy! [glass shattering] You can kiss my ain't-that-hard... [loud thudding] Have you lost your mind?!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And that was my mother's way of letting him off easy.