Adult Chris Quote #472
Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Spring Break
Greg: What's going on?
Gloria: The Uncle of Sam got somebody else.
Chris: You mean the Son of Sam?
Gloria: Nah, they got him. This is the Uncle of Sam. He doesn't kill people, he chokes them.
Greg: He chokes people?
Gloria: Unconscious. Over seven people so far.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Yet that mole still lives.
Gloria: All right, baby, now, that's gonna itch, but you'll get used to it.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Unlike that mole.
Gloria: [off Chris's look] What?
Chris: Nothing.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That mole is so big, SAG made us give it a screen credit.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Spring Break’ Quotes
Quote from Drew
Adult Chris: [v.o.] While I was dodging another bullet, raindrops kept falling on my father's head.
Drew: This place is amazing. They got free shampoo, conditioner and soap. It was kind of hard to go to the bathroom with that strip of paper across the seat. I did it, though. [bed vibrates] This is great. Dad, we got to get one of these.
Quote from Greg
Adult Chris: [v.o.] In all the years of school, there was nothing I loved better than summer vacation, and the next best thing was spring break.
Greg: Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, we're free at last!
Chris: Greg? It's spring break, not the end of racism.
Greg: Well, I'm celebrating now, 'cause once I get up to Lake Winnipesaukee with my mom and dad, it's not going to be good.
Chris: I thought your parents split up.
Greg: They did, but neither one will give up the time share, so I taking the bus to meet them for a weekend of fishing and drinking and fighting.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Don't forget crying.
Quote from Greg
Adult Chris: [v.o.] After I talked to the cops, I was hoping they were drawing a whole new conclusion.
Greg: Man, I hope this is over.
Chris: Trust me. Unlike you, I described a guy they'll never be able to find. Kristoff St. John.
Greg: Thanks for making me breakfast, Chris, but can you go down to Doc's and get some orange juice? I hate to ask, but, you know, I can't walk.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And you won't be able to eat when I hit you upside the head with the frying pan.
Chris: It's raining.
Greg: Dude, you hit me with a car, broke my leg, and then made me lie to the cops. I think the least you can do is get me some OJ.
Chris: Fine.