Rochelle Quote #541
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates PSATs
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My Academic Scholastathon performance was pure luck. Unfortunately, my mother thought it was pure genius.
Rochelle: Chris, how come you didn't tell me your were on the Athletic Scholastathon Team?
Chris: 'Cause I didn't want to jinx my match.
Rochelle: Well, you may not want to brag, but I do. Now, I got to tell everybody to come to your next match.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] She told my family, our friends, our neighbors...
Rochelle: [on the phone] Kill Moves?!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Judge Watkins!
Rochelle: [on the phone] Yes, Judge Watkins, you have to come see him
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Pretty much everybody on Earth. And even a few people not on Earth.
[fantasy:]
Russian Cosmonaut: Mission control, there is a Black woman outside of the Space Station.
Rochelle: Hey! Come see my son in the Academic Scholastathon! He's really smart. He gets it from me!
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Quote from Julius
Man: So we all bought houses on the Vineyard. Ah, let me tell you, weekends at the Inkwell in the summer are amazing.
Julius: Oh, really? So you bought another house, in another state, so you can get in the car with your wife and kids and drive eight hours so you can hang out with the same people you hang out with during the week? That is amazing.
Quote from Julius
Julius: Did you see this?
Rochelle: "Congratulations. You have won a free 27-inch color TV." What is this, a scam?
Julius: No, it's legit. I called. They said I just have to come down and pick it up.
Rochelle: What, did you buy a raffle ticket or something?
Julius: Not that I can remember. But I enter every contest I see.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He once entered a contest to win a free contest.
Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: Hansel and Gretel is a social organization made up of successful Black families. You know, the upper crust of the Black community.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] We were just the crust.
Julius: How are we supposed to get in?
Rochelle: Well, we're successful in our own way. I mean each of us has something that we can be proud of.
Tonya: I'm not pregnant.
Drew: I'm not on drugs.
Chris: I'm not in a gang.
Julius: I actually know where all my kids are.
Rochelle: See, baby, we're almost perfect.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] We're damn near White.