Julius Quote #384
Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates Mr. Levine
Rochelle: He said I looked like her mother.
Julius: You're not old.
Rochelle: Yes, I am. I got kicked out of the club.
Julius: Technically, they just didn't let you in.
Rochelle: Oh, yeah, that's right. I was too old to make it through the door.
Julius: Baby, forget those young girls. They wish they had what you have, and as long as I'm your doorman, you got a lifelong VIP pass to a one-woman club.
Rochelle: That is the sweetest thing you've ever said to me.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Three weeks later, my mother found the greeting card he stole it off of and refused to talk to him for the next month.
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Quote from Greg
Chris: She said hi. So what?
Greg: No, she said, "Hi, Chris and Greg." You were nowhere near me. I've got no identity. I'm sick of it. I'm not Greg, I'm Chris-and-Greg. I'm just a sidekick.
Chris: You're not a sidekick.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's what Batman told Robin.
Greg: Yeah, you're right. Sidekicks have their own identities. Tonto, Hutch, Watson, Robin, Kato, Tattoo, Chong, Poncho, 99, Tubbs. I don't want to be Chris-and- Greg for the rest of my life.
[fantasy - a newscast:]
News Anchor: Governor Chris-and-Greg was arrested today on prostitution and racketeering charges. Governor Chris-and-Greg was elected two years ago on a law and order platform, and now Governor Chris-and-Greg faces up to three years in prison.
[reality:]
Greg: Why is it Chris and Greg anyways? Why isn't it Greg and Chris?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Because it's not your show.
Quote from Julius
Tonya: Where were you, Daddy?
Julius: I was asleep.
Rochelle: You slept through the worst blackout in ten years?
Julius: What's the difference? I wouldn't have seen it if I was awake and I couldn't see it in my sleep. [chuckles]
Rochelle: Oh, well, since you got so much sleep, you go get dinner. Sit down, kids.
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] There's always one White person left in a Black neighborhood after all the other ones leave. Maybe he was going to tell the others when it was safe to come back.