Julius Quote #228
Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates the Last Day
Mr. Omar: I don't know. Some time overnight, it just got all backed up.
Julius: I'll take care of it.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father thought he could fix anything with Crazy Glue or duct tape.
[flashback: Julius taping up the table leg:]
Rochelle: What you doing?
Julius: Fixing the table. All done.
[flashback: Julius pumping up a tire with a large strip of duct tape around it:]
Rochelle: Julius, did you fix that flat tire?
Julius: Good as new.
[flashback to Julius reading in the living room:]
Rochelle: Did you fix that noise yet?
Julius: Quiet as a mouse.
[The kids all have duct tape across their mouths]
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates the Last Day’ Quotes
Quote from Julius
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Meanwhile, my father tried to replace a $25-an-hour plumber with a 14 cents-an-ounce bottle.
Mr. Omar: Drainada?
Julius: That's right. It's Spanish Drano.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Doesn't "Drano" already sound Spanish?
Julius: It's just as good as the real thing.
Mr. Omar: What's in it?
Julius: Sodium hydroxide and hot sauce. It dissolves the clog and leaves the pipes with a fresh, spicy scent.
Mr. Omar: Does it work?
Julius: You ever heard of a Puerto Rican with a plugged-up sink?
Mr. Omar: No.
Julius: Okay.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] It's just hitting Mr. Omar that maybe he did know a Puerto Rican with a plugged-up sink.
Quote from Jerome
Adult Chris: [v.o.] In order to exact the perfect revenge, I decided I should consult some experts.
Jerome: If I was you, I'd move onto his block and take a dollar from him every day for the rest of his life. Let me hold a dollar.
Quote from Greg
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The hardest thing about planning revenge is figuring out how far to go.
Greg: How's Operation Get Revenge On Caruso going?
Chris: Not bad, but I'm changing the operation name to He Can Hear You, Stupid.
Greg: What's that?
Chris: It's my revenge list. I'm trying to figure out the best way to do it.
Greg: You could toilet paper his house.
Chris: Too dangerous.
Greg: You could egg him on the way home.
Chris: Too obvious.
Greg: Put Ex-Lax in his hot chocolate.
Chris: Too typical.
Greg: Suit yourself, but I'm saving that one for a jerk to be named later.