Rochelle Quote #290
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Gambling
Rochelle: Look, what business do you have with Chris?
Paulie: There's a lot of action on the Phoenix game tonight, and your boy, he's on a hot streak. Shecky's got good action coming on the over and under, and I was hoping maybe if I can a heads-up on the spread.
Rochelle: Look here, Shecky...
Paulie: It's Paulie.
Rochelle: Paulie.
Paulie: Yeah.
Rochelle: I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm done talking about it. [goes to close the door]
Paulie: Look, lady. It would be a lot easier if I talk to Chrissy about this.
Rochelle: I'm about to close this door, and I suggest that your hand not be between it and the wall when I do. And as for Chris, I hope you find him before I do, because his hot streak is about to be over. Understand, Shecky? [closes door]
Paulie: [o.s.] It's Paulie.
Rochelle: Whatever.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Gambling’ Quotes
Quote from Greg
Greg: Dude, this is bad.
Chris: Tell me something I don't know.
Greg: The estimated weight of the earth is six sextillion tons.
Chris: Greg, that was a rhetorical question.
Greg: Sorry. I told you this was going to happen. Chris, there's only one way out.
Chris: And what's that?
Greg: We can disguise you as a Dominican. You'll speak Spanish and move to the Bronx. We'll call you Salvador Armando Guillermo Sanchez Garcia Morales. You'll never see your family again, but you won't have to pick any more games.
Chris: Or I could just pick the wrong team and everybody will think I'm a loser again and then nobody will ask me to pick anymore.
Greg: You could try that, too.
Quote from Rochelle
Chris: But I wasn't gambling.
Rochelle: [mockingly:] You wasn't gambling. Well, I don't know what they call it, Mr. Spread on the Over-Under, but you better get ready to stop not gambling.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] "You better get ready to stop not gambling?"
Julius: What?
Rochelle: The point is: boy, you better stop!
Chris: Well, I already put a stop to it. I lied to Doc about who was going to win tonight's game.
Rochelle: Oh, so you're gambling and you're lying? How long is it gonna be before we have bodies under this house? Huh?!
Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: I don't understand this. Why everybody in this house knows how much I hate gambling, and yet everybody in this house is gambling. Can somebody explain this to me? Julius? Chris? Drew? Can you guys explain? Tonya. What do you have to say for yourself, sweetheart?
Tonya: Drew was teasing me at checkers, so I bet him so he would stop.
Rochelle: And where did you get money to place this bet?
Tonya: Daddy.
Rochelle: Oh. Your daddy gave you money to gamble. Isn't that sweet? Give it here. [takes money from Tonya] Julius.
Julius: I was doing it just to help her build confidence.
Rochelle: Oh. You were building your daughter's confidence by turning her brother into a sucker. That's good. That's really good. [laughs] And Chrissy the Black? You're just there calling games like you're in Atlantic City, huh? Is that what you want to do if you grow up?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Notice she said "if."